| The Escapades of Kiorein and Pals! Season 2!; It's Escapaderrific!™ | |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 12 2009, 05:21 PM Post #21 |
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The Kitchen: 8pm Center of the Big Ass Continent Time: "Cooker I bet you are wondering why I have kidnapped you from your abode and brought you here," Stairmaster said as he removed cookers blindfold and gag. "Yeah I am always here you could of just started a conversation with me like a normal person would," Cooker replied. "But then I would of lost the element of surprise!" Stair countered. "So stair what dismal and poorly planned out scheme have you kidnapped me for today?" Cooker asked. "I don't like Kio," Stair started. "And?" replied Cooker. "You don't like Pzones for some insane reason," "Why yes, Yes I do," "And all the Pzones are in space right now..." "Where are you going with this stair?" "Well I've got some rat poision and Poisioncorps patented HemacynaKILLYOU-death-concoction right here. And you are a master chef. And Kiorein loves Pzones and hasn't had one in a while," "You don't mean?!" "Yes you must create a Poiszone," "Stair that is the most terrible name I have ever heard, and won't this '"Poiszone"' just disappear when I make it due to the wish?" "Not if you add enough Pzone that it is no longer chemically a Pzone, you are some sort of cooking man I am sure you can trick Kio's taste buds into not noticing the poison, and then when it kills Kio I will start a mass panic under my administration over the so called lethal side effects of Pzones, I will confiscate them to my private presidential mansion and your vile hated Pzones will never be seen by the public again," "A poison with flavor?" asked Cooker. "Couldn't I just--" "NO! This is the only poison that will kill Kiorein so dead that he'll never return. Also, if you don't make it, I'll like... kill you." Stair concluded as he cut off the ropes holding cooker to the chair and disappeared into the shadows leaving him to ponder what course of action to take. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER. HONEST KIOS OFFICE THING. Agiley and deftly Stairmaster slowly opened the window and crawled through. into the main office Unfortunately he was not skilled enough to avoid triggering the alarm. Before he could even say anything Honest kios minimum security staff came barging in and clubbed him savagely with their batons. Honest Kio watched all of this for twenty minutes before giving them the order to stop. "What are you doing here?" Honest Kio asked. "I have a financial proposal," Stairmaster replied as he got up. "Go on," "So here is the deal H-kio, if you declare on national television that you are Kioreins identical son born out of wedlock in a homosexual furry alcoholic crack addiction related affair I will make you secretary of treasury giving you Whereeverweares vast sum of wealth. Also you will humiliate him in the eyes of his fellow citizens and he will probably be driven to suicide by shame" Stairmaster explained. If the assassination attempt doesn't work this will be just as good, Stairmaster thought to himself as he waited for Honest Kio to reply. Edited by Kiorein, Mar 21 2009, 05:11 PM.
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| Kiorein | Jan 12 2009, 05:32 PM Post #22 |
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Honest Kio blinked. "And humiliate myself? I have my dignity. However, there is somebody who might help you." "WHO???" demanded stairmaster. "That's gonna cost you." said Honest Kio holding out a hand. Stairmaster frowned and slapped a $50 bill into his hand. Honest Kio looked at it, unimpressed. Stairmaster handed him his wallet. "Okay, now who is it?" "Lying Kio. He lives in Clone-o Corp." "Clone-o Corp, eh!? I better go there now!" shouted Stair. He headed off to the dreaded building that is CLONE-O CORP HQ! Back at the kitchen... Cooker sat there, looking about his kitchen. "..." "...This could be my chance. If I can cook something this... this...amazing and not only hide the horrible poison, but also emulate the flavor of a P'zone... I might be able to finally get some respect around here. I'll give Kio the best damn final meal ever." Cooker quickly went to work, preparing the Poiszone. Edited by Kiorein, Jan 12 2009, 05:36 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Jan 12 2009, 06:11 PM Post #23 |
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Clone-O-Corp Entrance: 10PM. "So at last I have arrived to the cloning capital of the world," Stair thought out loud as he entered through the front door. And everyone in the front room was dead, except for Enolc, who was in the corner in a fetal position. "What happened?!" Stairmaster asked astonished. "They cloned Murder-man," Enolc replied. "That was pretty stupid of them," Stairmaster responded as he shot enolc in the face. "Now where is lying kio," Stair asked. "PROBABLY IN THE CLONING CHAMBERS," Shouted exposition man. "That sounded more like an explanation than a revealing of plot details," Complained Stairmaster. "THE WAYS OF EXPOSITION AND EXPLANATION MERGE TOGETHER IN SHADES OF GREY," Yelled back Exposition man who was then murdered by Digman's Long Range Shovel*. Stairmaster waved to Digman who was far off in the distance and then proceeded up the staircase in the main hall following the signs to the cloning chamber. "Behind this door is the mythical third Kiorein clone," Stair announced to no one in particular. "Didn't Clone-o Corp make an entire army of Kioreins?" asked Exposition man from the afterlife. Stairmaster in response performed an exorcism of the building casting him away forever. "Here goes nothing" Stair said as he opened the door and found.... *Dig-o-corp Long Range Digging Shovel: For when you absolutely want to dig that hole but remain safely concealed from gunfire. |
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...Enolc in a fancy suit! "You look quite dashing, Mister One!" said Kiorein. Or Lying Kio. How the hell do you tell the difference? "What are you, gay?" asked Enolc #1 as he adjusted his tie. "Well, no, but I thought-" "Faaag," he said. Then he noticed Stairmaster enter the room. "What do you want, homo?" "ENOLC? MORE LIKE DEADOLC!" shouted Stairmaster, shooting Enolc in the face. The bullet bounced off of his suspiciously handsome face harmlessly. "Hmm, usually when I do that you die horribly," said Stairmaster. "Ha ha!" laughed Enolc. "Your puny weapons cannot harm me! I am Enolc! The perfect human! I am Number One!" Then a clone of exposition man entered the room. "THE ORIGINAL ENOLC, ENOLC NUMBER ONE, WAS CLONED IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAVE MULTIPLE COPIES OF THE PERFECT MAN, BUT THEY WERE ALL VASTLY INFERIOR, FAR LESS HANDSOME, EASILY DESTRUCTIBLE, AND PRONE TO DEATH BY GUNFIRE FROM STUPID JERKS!" "O RLY?" asked Stairmaster skeptically. "Then why are you number one?" he asked Enolc. "Because I am the first Enolc!" "So what did you call the first clone?" "Number two. Obviously." Enolc walked over to his desk which was apparently in the cloning chambers for some reason. "I am running for president of this inferior country, and I will win, and there's nothing you can do about it, fellow of questionable sexual preference!" "After I get Lying Kio to help me defame the real Kiorein, you're next!" swore Stairmaster. "Wait, what?" said Lying Kio, puzzled. "Defemation really isn't my thing. I know a guy who would be glad to help you do evil-" "He sent me over here to ask you instead," Stairmaster interrupted. "Oh. Well, I do love to be helpful!" Edited by Pregga Zexas, Jan 13 2009, 09:28 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Jan 14 2009, 01:19 PM Post #25 |
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"Are you really the perfect man if you can't be cloned? That seems like an imperfection," asked stair. "No, no, NO. The Cloning process is imperfect, homo." "Man I was hoping that Enolc would have a cooler origin like being copies of schnnisply who actually lived a long time!" Stairmaster complained. He turned to face Lying Kio. "So what's your gimmick?" |
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"Gimmick?" asked Lying Kio. "Everybody's got a gimmick!" said Stairmaster. "Honest Kio is a liar who owns the whole world. His name is ironic. You can always expect him to rip you off like an evil businessman." "Does anyone else have a gimmick?" "Schnippshly is a Nazi." "That's it?" "That time travels." "Well that's pretty good." "Instant likes to shoot stuff without reason." "But so do you from what I just saw." "Enolc has it coming." "That's true." "Who else, uh..." Stairmaster paused. "Kio... No... Um... Cooker, he, like, is a cook." "But so are lots of people." "Well, that sounds like everybody!" "That was like three people, I'm pretty sure." "Don't give me none of your sass, woman!" shouted Stairmaster. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 14 2009, 04:29 PM Post #27 |
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"Well anyways I need you to claim on national television that you are Kioreins identical son born out of wedlock in a homosexual furry alcoholic crack addiction related affair and in return you can be on my cabinet" Stairmaster continued. |
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"Wouldn't that be lying?" "Yep!" "But that's wrong!" "What??? Your name is Lying Kio!" "But it's meant to be ironic! Like 'Honest Kio'!" "Oh, yeah! Dammit!" cursed Stairmaster. "Well, what if I told you that you really ARE Kiorein's identical son born out of wedlock in a homosexual furry alcoholic crack addiction related affair?" "Well I probably wouldn't believe you since you just said that it was a lie and I'm supposed to be doing it to defame somebody," said Lying Kio simply. "You are Kioreins identical son born out of wedlock in a homosexual furry alcoholic crack addiction related affair," said Stairmaster. "OMG SRSLY!?!??!?!" exclaimed Lying Kio, shocked. |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 14 2009, 05:46 PM Post #29 |
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"I'm sorry but it is true," Said Stairmaster solemnly. "Kiorein must be punished for not raising you properly. To the television station!" He commanded. They then left. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER Schnnispshly drove up on his Nazi motorcycle. "Stairfuhrer! I want you on mein campaign!" He shouted loudly. "THE ULTRANATIONALIST PARTY HAS NO TIME FOR NATIONAL SOCIALISM!" Stair shouted back as he ran at schnnisply and jumped through the air and kicked him out of the motorcycle. "You got jacked!" Stair continued. "This doesn't seem very legal," Lying Kio commented as he got in the Nazi motorcycle sidecar. By the time Schnnispshly got up, stair was already driving off the Whereeverweare news headquarter. Kiorein would have a very big surprise when he woke up. Edited by Kiorein, Jan 15 2009, 03:04 PM.
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Schnippshly walked up to the robo-Schnippshly lying on the ground. "Dammit, woman!" Schnippshly shouted at the robot. "You vere supposed to tell him 'Join us or die'! Don't change the lines!" "I am sorry, Herr Schnippshly! I vill make up for zis insult!" "I am not entirely sure why I even built a robot to do that! Probably because I didn't want to get kicked in the face." Robo-Schnippshly went to Stairmaster HQ to steal all of Stairmaster's stuff and kill everyone inside but, upon arrival, found it devoid of life or property. So he wrote swastikas all over the walls and took pictures with his robo-eye. The next day, an attack ad on TV said "Do you want a dirty Communist who is also a NAZI running your country? That's exactly what you'll get if you vote for 'Herr Stairmaster'! This ad is endorsed by the Green Nazi Party." "Dammit, woman!" shouted Schnippshly. "How is an attack ad supposed to make up for him stealing the company motorcycle?" "I am sorry, Herr Schnippshly! I vill make up for zis insult!" Then Robo-Schnippshly shot himself in the head. "God Dammit, Robo-Schnippshly!" shouted Schnippshly. "You're damaging even more property!" "Sorry, Herr Schnippshly. Sad face." Edited by Pregga Zexas, Jan 14 2009, 09:59 PM.
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| Kiorein | Jan 15 2009, 03:26 PM Post #31 |
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Election Day 3 Kio's house Kiorein watched in horror as he viewed the attack ads on him. "ENOLC!" screamed Kiorein. Enolc came running. "Yes, chosen one?" "Wha is the meaning of this ad!?" Kiorein pointed at the TV. Enolc looked at it. "Uhhh... Looks like you're screwed." Kiorein glared at the screen. "Identical son? What the hell?" "Don't vote for a creep, vote for a stairmaster exercise device." concluded the ad. However, he wasn't sitting around wasting time like stairmaster assumed, as stairmaster would be horrified to watch another attack ad on him. It was a black and white ad, featuring a realistic actor for stairmaster. "Hey, kid." said Stairmaster. "Mommy says not to talk to stwangers." replied Instant. "GET IN THE CAR!" screamed stair pointing a gun. "When I'm president, this will happen to kids every day!" stairmaster began to cackle maniacally as Instant got into stair's van. Then it faded to black solemnly. "Brilliant, Kio." said Enolc. "I hope this will be enough." said Kiorein. "Good acting, by the way, Instant. Here's your pay." He slapped him 50 bucks. "Thanks." In the kitchen "Cooker, how come you won't tell me what you're making?" complained Mofir. "I just can't, okay!" shouted Cooker, trying to cook the tasty toppings. "Well, I saw that you made melted cheese and pizza crust. Seems kinda familiar." "Go play with your blocks or something, I'm busy." whined Cooker. "I bet this has something to do with when stairmaster showed up and hit me over the head with a frying pan...But there's no way he'd be trying to cook a P'zone. The wish..." thought Mofir. "Well, whatever, Cooker. Don't get yourself into trouble." Mofir walked off. Edited by Kiorein, Jan 15 2009, 03:33 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Jan 16 2009, 05:31 PM Post #32 |
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Stairmaster walked in to the television room right as Mofir left the kitchen. "Hey Kio," He said casually. "Hey Enolc" He said as he shot Enolc in the face. "Kio we got a problem," Stair said conveniently switching away from the newest attack ad as it just came on. He changed the channel to WEWA News. The headlines at the bottom said "Green party rally pulling in thousands of people" and Hitler was shown holding a riveting and passionate speech in German. "Nobody can understand what Hitler is saying but his approval ratings have gone up by 500%" said the newscaster over the footage. "You know what this means don't you Kio?" Stair asked in a grave voice. "We are going to have attack hitler on his polices and stances on the issues? And bring up the holocaust?" Kiorein Asked. "No we are going to attack him with bullets and knives but we will need someone to do it for us so that our assassination attempt doesn't damage our credibility," "Stair I don't really think I should be helping you with assassin hunting," Kio complained. "Probably because the hunter is about to become the hunted," Stair said under his breath. "What'd you say?" Kio replied clichely. "Nothing have fun with your scandal useless man!" Stair replied defiantly as he left into the kitchen. "Geez they make pzones like in minutes Cooker, why are you so slow?" Stair asked Cooker. Edited by Stairmaster, Jan 16 2009, 05:57 PM.
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| Kiorein | Jan 16 2009, 06:05 PM Post #33 |
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"Slow? Do you realize how hard it is to cook with this poison? DO YOU?" snapped Cooker. "First I have to make a basic P'zone. Then I have to add the poison. Then I have to neutralize the poison's flavor. Then I have to make it look like a P'zone. Then I have to change it some more so it tastes right again. It's hard work! But don't worry, when I finish this poisonous P'zone, Kiorein will definitely die!" shoued Cooker. "What was that?" asked Kiorein. "Nothing." "Kay." "Now, stair, I'm having some... problems with doing this." said Cooker. "I don't know if I can go through with this. I might just throw out the P'zone when I am finished doing this ultimate challenge." |
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Hitler was at his campaign office, talking to Schnippshly, Robo-Schnippshly, Little Girl, and some generic important guys nobody really cares about. They all surrounded a shiny table. Table-Loving Larry walked in and said, "Mine Fur-er, I found an awesome table you gotta' have!" "God Dammit, Larry!" shouted Schnippshly. "NO!" said Hitler, raising his hand for silence. "Bring in zis table! BURN DER OLD ONE!!!" A German with a flamethrower burst into the room and lit the shiny table on fire. "BRING IN DER NEW TABLE!!!" Table-Loving Larry dragged in a dirty, old table full of termites and departed. "ZIS TABLE ISHT BEAUTIFUL!!!" shrieked Hitler. "IT REMINDS ME OF MEIN OLD TABLE ZAT SAVED ME FROM DER ONE-EYED MAN WITH DER BRIEFCASE BOMB!" Everyone clapped. "WHAT ISHT DIS CLAPPING!??!?!? BACK TO BATTLE PLANS!" Hitler threw out a map of Whereverweare Risk. "WE ARE DER BLUE PIECES! I LOVE DER BLUE PIECES!!!" A pirate with an eyepatch and a pegleg walked in, went "Yaaar", and subtley put a briefcase down in the room. "That wasn't suspicious at all!" said Schnippshly matter-of-factly as they continued battle plans. BUT WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE BRIEFCASE WOULD EXPLODE IN A FIERY MESS!?!?!? OH MY GOD!!! As the smoke cleared, Schnippshly looked around to see that Hitler, Little Girl, and unfortunately Robo-Schnippshly were all unharmed. But all of the generic guys were blown to bits. And the table...! "MEIN TABLE!" shouted Hitler. "ISHT HURT! MEDIC!!!" A carpenter ran into the room and touched his fingers to the table, which had a leg missing. "He'll live! Mein Furher, this table saved your life." "PROMOTE HIM TO CAMPAIGN MANAGER!!!" "I thought I was the campaign manager," protested Little Girl. "Oh, ja, you're alive, huh. Then promote der table to whatever Schnippshly is." "But I'm still alive!" said Schnippshly. "WHO CARES!!!" "I am starting to think that Hitler is not one hundred percent awesome like I thought he was," Schnippshly thought to himself. Later, on the news... "An assassination attempt on Green Nazi Party candidate Adolph Hotler's life- Sorry, that's 'Hitler'- failed to kill the presidential candidate, but took the life of a couple of generic guys and HURT POOR TABLE'S LEG! The assassin was caught and executed via firing squad." Footage of twenty or so pirates being shot by a machine gun for ten minutes played. "We got every pirate with an eyepatch and/or peg leg we saw just to make sure we got the right one," said a Green Party member. "Pirates are no longer allowed on the premises." But they had not caught the real assassin, who was in a clever pirate disguise! Enolc #152 tore off the eyepatch and pegleg. "OW!!!" he then taped on his old leg that he had to cut off to get the pegleg. "My plan to take out Hitler failed! Hopefully my plan to make Cooker kill Stairmaster with a poisonous p'zone won't fail..." |
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| Khrene | Jan 16 2009, 06:44 PM Post #35 |
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Our lovable Jofir was doing normal Jofir antics during this time, here's some footage to get you want to get caught up. "Sir, do I have to ask you to leave?" Said the manager of a Bill E. Chee-zone's (which tried to mimic P'zones but failed so horribly at it that they got no business and now rely on income for housing highly illegal goods) "I'm not getting off!" Exclaimed Jofir sitting on a small ride that was crushed by his weight. "Sir, do the police need to get involved?" "...Not if you give me a dollar." Jofir said. "...Deal." The manager said as he slipped him the cash. Jofir then walked away with a big satisfied grin. Day 2 Jofir walked into a pie shop and waitress greeted him. "Hello sir, welcome to the Pie Hole, take a seat and I'll be right with you." "OH BOY, PIE!" Jofir shrieked as he leaped over the counter and eating pie. The waiter screamed from shock of his rash behavior.The baker ran from the kitchen and said "Whats going on up here?!" Then walked to Jofir and told him to leave. Jofir,on a crazed sugar rampage pushed the man away from him and he bumped into the waiter a. The dude flashed then fell on the ground, dead. "You bastard, what have you done!!" he says as he leaned down and calls his name with no response. "OH GOD WHY!!!" Screamed the pie-maker in agony as his eyes began pouring with tears. "Yeah whatever." Jofir said as he continued to eat pie. Day 3 Jofir watched all the cool ads that he missed while he out on. THE ACTION JACKSON NEWS WITH ALL YOUR NEWS NEEDS. WITH ANCHORS: ACTION JOHNNY JACKSON ACTION JACKY JOHNSON SNOWY JOEY JACKSON WITH WEATHER JILL JACKSTEIN WITH ECONOMICS JOSH JACKSON WITH SPORTS AND JACKLIN JAMESON WITH THE COVERAGE OF THE ELECTION! |
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Enolc #152 barged into the kitchen with Cooker and Stairmaster. "COOKER I DEMAND ANSWERS!" "OH MY GOD WATCH OUT A RABID ENOLC!" shouted Stairmaster, shooting Enolc #152 in the face, killing him forever. Until the next clone, anyway. "I just saved your life, Cooker." Cooker looked wildly at Stairmaster. "THIS POISZONE SHALL BE PERFECT!!!" "I thought it was a poisone or a poizone or something. It can't be perfect if you don't even get the name right." "IT IS THE FLAVOR THAT SHALL DEFINE ITS PERFECTION!" shrieked Cooker. "Somebody needs to take a chill pill," replied Stairmaster. "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE A SUICIDE PILL!" retorted Cooker. "Is it me? It can't be me." Cooker glared, then returned to his work. Soon, the poiszszszone would be perfect: Kiorein would never taste anything but deliciousness before he died horribly for reasons Cooker forgot about entirely, but it didn't matter, FOR HE WOULD PROVE THAT HE WAS THE BEST COOK IN THE LAND! Edited by Pregga Zexas, Jan 16 2009, 07:58 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Jan 16 2009, 07:59 PM Post #37 |
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Stair picked up the dead enolc and threw him out the window; Instant would have to bury it later. "God I hate it when those things barge in and-" Stair was cut off midsentence as he turned around and found a pile of blood where Cooker was standing and a suspicious man standing right by the Poiszone. "Who are you what have you done with cooker?!" Stair asked. "I am become death," Said the man. "What?" "I'm Murderman you filth," the man said agitated. "Woah Murderman don't do any funny stuff!" Stair stuttered as he fell back in fear. Murderman pulled out a knife and raised it slowly approaching Stair. Stairmaster closed his eyes in fear of the inevitable stabbing but only heard a thump and opened his eyes. He found Murderman dead with his neck broken but before he could feel relief he saw a second Muderman. "Man all these clones are going to give me a bad name," The real Murderman complained. "Get up you sissy," Murderman commanded as he pulled Stair up. Stair broke into tears out of terror. "Please spare me!" Stair sobbed. "What do I look like some serial killer?" Murderman replied angrily. "But you are to murder as Digman is to digging!" "An near obsessive compulsive freak?" "... If I say yes will you kill me?" "You don't even know me!" And then the door swung open as Kio entered. "What's going? I heard murder and bloodshed! Where's cooker? Who is this?" Kiorein questioned. "It's MURDERMAN!" shrieked stair. "Who the hell are you asshole?" Murderman shouted back as he lit a match and threw it at the wooden cabinet setting it on fire. "NOT AGAIN!" Shouted Kiorein as the fire quickly spread across the house. Murderman and Stairmaster ran out of the house as it collapsed from the fire yet somehow miraculously leaving Kiorein unharmed. The duo ran to the nazimobile Stairmaster had stolen in previous posts. "You drive" Commanded Murderman as he jumped in shotgun and pulled out an actual sawed off shotgun. Stairmaster nodded still in fear of the master killer and put on his seat belt. "Hey foxman!" Murderman shouted to Instant who was burying the latest dead Enolc. "Get in the car, we are killing Hitler!" "Killing Hitler?! I can't be caught doing that and why would you want to do that?" Stairmaster yelled defiantely. "You can be the getaway driver, and because comrade Lenin said so!" Murderman shouted back. "So are you with us foxperson?" Asked murderman. MURDERMAN: A guy who is inhumanely good at killing. As good at killing as honest kio is at salesmanship or kiorein is at architecture but is not a serial killer. He wears a black trench coat. (FIRST DESTRUCTION OF KIO'S HOUSE THIS SEASON AWARD GOES TO STAIRMASTER) |
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| Instant | Jan 16 2009, 08:13 PM Post #38 |
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Instant placed his finger to the side of his head and thought. "Hmmm..How can we help?" But before he could answer, some guy punched him in the stomach for making a generic YTP reference. Fortunately for Instant, Some Guy shattered his arm and spine trying to hit him. Unfortunately for Some Guy, he died. "I haven't killed anyone in like, three seconds!" exclaimed Instant after taking two seconds to look at some guy. "I'm in!" shouted Instant as he hopped into the back of the nazimobile, |
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| Stairmaster | Jan 16 2009, 08:27 PM Post #39 |
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"Drive," Murderman ordered. Stair obeyed; driving right over some guy's corpse. NAZI PARTY HEADQUARTERS, "Gentlemen! Behold!" Hitler shouted as he gestured to the Focke Achgelis Fa 223. "Our latest wunderwaffe destined to gain the love of the people and victory in ze election!" "But mein fuhrer we already have jetrocket helicopters flying around all the time that sometime go into space!" Schnnisply rebutted right as Bill cosby flew over the headquarters in his. "ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDY BOP" He shouted as he flew off into the distance out of the rp*. Hitler stared in shock and then screamed in rage as his ambitions were foiled once more by Bill Cosby. OUTSIDE: "You know how to use this?" Asked Murderman as he handed Instant a machine pistol. "YEAH!" Instant shouted triumphantly. "What's the plan?" Asked Stairmaster. "Kill them all," Murderman Answered as he got out of the car. "I thought you weren't a crazed serial killer!" "There's a difference between bloodlust and efficency. If they all die no one can run against you, kio,or lenin." Murderman responded as he walked in the headquarters with Instant leaving Stairmaster to guard the car as getaway driver. There they would meet their first challenge: THE SECRETARY. *I mean it this time. |
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| Khrene | Jan 16 2009, 08:34 PM Post #40 |
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Khrene wakes up from a coma that he was induced on by taking Coma-Pills (A coma a day keeps the doctor away!) to blow off time. "Good, that must mean that the assassin's here." Khrene takes a look at the clock next to his bed "He was supposed to be here by now... Well I guess he found his way here with all the posters and stuff." Khrene walks outside to see Murderman, Stair, and Instant in the Nazimobile "Hey, monkey-gargoyle man, get in the car!" "Why" Asked Khrene. "We're gonna kill Hitler." Responded Murderman "Nah, I gots other people to kill." "Whatever, a trio sounds better than a quartet." "What's a quartet? You mean a foursome?" Said Instant "Heh, foursome." commented Stair as he tossed a large bomb at the Enolc graves. "...That's what I was trying to avoid by using quartet." Said Murder man "Now let's ride!" The blew up as he drove off sending dead Enolc corpses everywhere making The trio's leaving more epic. Khrene shrugged off this insanity as he he shook off the gravel off himself. "I guess he's still at the Airport." |
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