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Who shot Stairmaster?
Topic Started: Jul 28 2009, 02:44 AM (390 Views)
Kiorein
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7/27/09, Stairmaster was found dead near the edge of the swimming pool, with three bullets through his body. We have the following clues:

1) Bowl of onion rings on the snack table
2) Bullets were fired from a Luger
3) A note that stair wrote designating the killer that was "accidentally" destroyed by CT.

what has happened here?
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Are you going to eat those onion rings
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Kiorein
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This is a murder investigation, dammit! And those onion rings are evidence! Of course I'm going to eat them.

*Munches on them.* Mmmm... so, I wonder who killed stair?
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I bet it was The P'Zone guys brought back to the dead.

They're taking revenge on Stairmaster for prodding them into their miserable existence.
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Its always the little guy who leads everyone to the scene of the crime who did it.
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CTSucks
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...So you're saying... Kio did this...

...why?

Because we did something to him earlier in the episode and didn't realize it?
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Kiorein
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I WONDER WHAT THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN!
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CTSucks
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*FLASHBACK*

*CT and GT are walking by*
GT:There's no way you could take my sister`s fiance in a fight, he's half-(Insert race I forgot here) and half-(insert race I forgot here), so he's got better genetics than you.
CT: GT, that sounds ambiguosly raci-
*They both bump into Kio, ever-so-slightly*
Kio: *MURDEROUS GLARE*

*END FLASHBACK*

Maybe he wants to kill GT for that inadvertently racist comment.
Edited by CTSucks, Jul 29 2009, 10:35 AM.
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Hey i got another letter designating the killer. Oh and there is this huge ass knife in my back. *Falls over dead getting blood all over the letter*
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Great now we can't read the letter, Stair! Sometimes I could just kill you!
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:O Swanson did it after having one of the moments he just had right now.
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Swanson couldn't have done it. He was busy being killed by me as punishment for all the people who were requesting stuff.

He's of a style.
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...I bet he tricked you with a look-a-like, Srol.
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I'll bet it was that Marley guy. He probably killed the deputy, too.
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The nurses are trying to poison me.
Edited by Starmaster, Aug 23 2009, 12:14 PM.
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It couldn't have been CT, he was too busy playing Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
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Lets eat spiders.
Edited by Starmaster, Aug 23 2009, 12:15 PM.
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Kiorein
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FINE! I admit it! I murdered stair!

He had the onion rings and was all "Hey Kio look at me, I have onion rings and you don't!!!" I decided to grab Pregga's luger, which he had left out stupidly, and shot him three times.

As he died, he wrote down a killer. He wrote that CT had killed him. Since he hates CT. I left it there and fled. CT came along and found Stair dead and saw the note. Thinking that he had killed Stair while on one of his drug trips, he "tripped" and his lighter "fell" on the note.

I came back and did this whole detective thing.

However, Stair came back with a new note and was stabbed to death. Who killed Stairmaster the second time?
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*Stands behind stairmasters dead corpse*

I did.
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Edited by Starmaster, Aug 23 2009, 12:16 PM.
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