| The Escapades of Kiorein and Pals!; It's Escapadetastic ™ ! | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 26 2008, 09:57 PM (4,118 Views) | |
| Kiorein | Sep 26 2008, 09:57 PM Post #1 |
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Original Thread This is a continuation from there. We continued off from there because of moving to Zetaboards. Characters: Characters who live at Kio's. This makes them main characters.: Kiorein Kiorein is the closest thing to a main character that this show has. Although not a normal person, he's probably the most normal person out of the group. He's also quite rich, through ambiguous means. Even though he's rich, he doesn't buy much with his money and still constantly looks for bargains and good deals. He's also a master architect and construction worker; he can design and build an entire house in a matter of minutes. He really hates doing that, though he has to when his house gets completely destroyed. And his house gets destroyed often. Instant Fox The resident homicidal maniac. He pulls his gun and fires upon people at the slightest annoyance. Willing to do almost anything to get his hands on a P'zone, or money. Oh yeah, he's a fox. Stairmaster A very needed and bipolar stairmaster exercise device. Doesn't really do that much ever in times of emergencies. How he walks, eats and holds a gun are all mysteries. Noone wants to know or needs to know, either. Painting Painting is almost as sane as Kiorein. However, being sane doesn't stop you from being a jerk. Painting is a kleptomaniac and proud. He'll steal something without a second thought. It's like a natural thing for him. Using a time machine, he once ruled Germany in the times before World War II, effectively making him leader of the Nazi party. However, he completely screwed up the concept of Naziism and turned it into stealing. He even renamed Germany to Larceny! Enolc A clone named by numbers, in the order of which he is cloned. Cooker Cooker's a chef who works at Pizza Hut. He hates every moment of it. As a true chef from another land, he can not understand the concept of enjoyment of the Pizza Hut P'zone. He makes it his life's effort to make the people of Whereverweare enjoy real cuisine, and he's willing to die trying. He's likely completely sane, unlike most of the rest of the cast. Mofir A cheerful 3-day (and counting of course) old chao with the ability to grant wishes and casts curses on his birthday. One with per day, though. His birthday is only 10 days from his 3-day ago birth, because it's based on his original birth, not his reincarnated birth. Quite mischievous but still very much sane. Jofir A hyper-active guy. When given twizzlers and/or coffee, he is considered so highly dangerous and destructive that he puts the Hulk to shame. On Earth, anyone charged for giving Jofir these two stimulants is sent to the gallows. Important characters who don't live at Kio's.: Zaph Everyone's favorite lab guy! Too bad people don't like lab guys... He comes up with wacky inventions. and when I say wacky, I mean it. Probably only considered insane because he makes such inane devices. Honest Kio A clone of Kiorein and a master shyster. How he got the ability to rip people off is unknown. He acts coldly and almost appears inhuman. Schnippshly. Der Time Travelling Nazi. Always ready for the next World War 1, as is made obvious by his outrageous outfit. Khrene The winged monkey of Earth. Sometimes he's sane, sometimes he's not. Also known as "The Cleaver", "Beef Mastah", and "Mooch "(for his tendencies of buying things with Kio's money). Did I mention that he's a monkey... with wings? Unimportant characters...: Reginold Baxterly A delightful fellow with a monocle who loves to have coffee and tea whilst he talks about his many adventures in Afrika. Robogun Version 4.0 Beta A robot gun with legs created by stairmaster using Zaph's character creation machine. It uses piercing ammunition. Klepto Short-lived villain that Painting created with Zaph's character machine. Apparently has mind powers and has an infinite sack of stealing. Luckily noone thought it wise to crack any sack jokes. P'zoney A happy and friendly, living P'zone created by Instant. It was shortly eaten a live. And then hours later eaten alive again after being resurrected. Naruuk About the least cool guy ever. Usually killed on sight, making his appearances rare and short. MEGAWALLET Usually abbreviated to Wallet. It's Kiorein's wallet, it can talk and transform into nearly anything. Can also hold unlimited money. Digman A valiant warrior poet of the subterranean. Well actually he just is really good at digging. BUT HIS DIGGING IS LIKE BEAUTIFUL ART. Expositionman Has the amazing ability to explain aspects of the plot. Characters without any appearances. Spoiler: click to toggle
Edited by Kiorein, Jul 10 2009, 02:53 PM.
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| Kiorein | Sep 26 2008, 10:30 PM Post #2 |
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Zaph called out to the group. "Wait, friends, I have a new invention that I must show you!" Within minutes, all of the important cast members where all in Zaph's Lab, looking upon his massive machine of ambiguous use. Kiorein. Instant. Schnippshly. Stairmaster. Painting. They were all about to experience something amazing. "This is my Character Creation Machine(c)! All you have to do is put in the right information and it'll create an entirely new character!" said Zaph. "Holy hell!" said Kiorein. "But how do I know you're not lying?" "Well, you can all go ahead and make a character of your own." "Gee whiz!" shouted Painting. "I'll give you Poland for a chance to use this machine!" |
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Sep 26 2008, 10:42 PM Post #3 |
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Schnippshly darted a look at Painting. Poland? he thought. Zaph shook his head. "Actually, I was just going to let you for fr-" he started before Scnippshly shot him down with his gun. "OH NO! HE DIED MYSTERIOUSLY!" screamed Painting. "Actually, I might be fine if someone-" "It does not matter that he is dead because it is actually my machine now," said Schnippshly, "And you will pay ME to use it!" "But, Zaph was about to say something. He said, 'I was just going to let you for fr-' and then he died mysteriously from a gunshot wound from a gun you were holding." "FOR FRANCE!" said Schnippshly. "You have to give me FRANCE to use this machine!" "Fine, I'll give you France," said Painting. He then gave the deed to France to Schnippshly, who laughed evilly. "OK!" said Painting excitedly. "How do I use this thing?" Schnippshly looked puzzled. "How the Hell should I know?" Then he disappeared abruptly into his time machine. "Too bad Zaph is totally dead like he always is right after he invents something." |
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| Kiorein | Sep 26 2008, 10:48 PM Post #4 |
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Zaph stood up. "Good thing I was wearing my one bullet a day armor!" He was shot by Instant. He stood back up. "Good thing I took my one bullet a day pill!" He was shot by Stairmaster. He stood back up. "Cut it out! You can use the machine! Kiorein, make a character before they shoot me again." Kiorein shrugged and put his gun away. Kiorein rubbed his hands together somewhat fiendishly. He stepped up to the machine and typed something in. The machine glowed and inside of its pod a black wallet appeared. He knelt over and picked it up. MEGAWALLET - Kiorein's wallet, commonly referred to as Wallet. Can contain unrealistic amounts of money and can also talk and morph into stuff. Kiorein put Wallet into his pocket and walked off happily. "Well, uh, there goes Kio's character. Who's next?" said Zaph. |
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Sep 26 2008, 10:52 PM Post #5 |
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Enolc walked up. "ME!" he said. "Who let you in here?" asked Zaph. Enolc typed into the machine and another Enolc stepped from the pod. "THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED! I WANTED A CLONE OF ME!" said Enolc and he shot Enolc with his gun. "Where do you people keep getting guns?" Then Schnippshly appeared from his time machine. "DON'T USE THAT MACHINE! IT COULD DESTROY US ALL IN DER FUTURE!" Then Zaph took Kiorein's gun and shot Schnippshly. Edited by Pregga Zexas, Sep 26 2008, 10:53 PM.
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| Instant | Sep 26 2008, 10:56 PM Post #6 |
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Instant stepped up to the machine and typed some stuff in. Shortly after a P'zone emerged. "Hi guys I'm P'zoney!" Instant quickly picked him up and ate him, ignoring his cries of terror and pain. Edited by Instant, Sep 26 2008, 11:05 PM.
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| Kiorein | Sep 26 2008, 11:03 PM Post #7 |
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"We're all wasting our characters, guys!" said Painting! "Why can not we just kill Zaph and take his machine!?" said stairmaster. Painting shot Zaph. Zaph got back up. "GOD DEMMIT STOP DOING THAT!" Painting got to thinking. "You next, stair. I'll figure it out while you're making your character." he said. Edited by Kiorein, Sep 28 2008, 06:30 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Sep 27 2008, 08:03 AM Post #8 |
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Stairmaster then threw his gun at the machine. Then machine started whirring and something came out. ROBOGUN VERSION 4.0 BETA: A giant gun with robot legs. He also fires round pericing ammunition. Robogun then shot through zaphs vest, killing him. "AWESOME!" Exclaimed stairmaster. |
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| Kiorein | Sep 27 2008, 02:32 PM Post #9 |
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Zaph stood back up. "Grrr..." he said. He walked over to a wall and started putting up a "No Guns Allowed" poster. While he did this, Painting shot him in the back. "DEMMIT!" Painting walked over to the machine and typed something in. Some man appeared out of the pod, wearing black and white striped clothing, carrying a large sack over his shoulder. "Guys, meet Klepto!" Klepto promptly stuffed Painting and ROBOGUN VERSION 4.0 BETA into his sack and started scooping Zaph's stuff into it before breaking through the window and running off. "I'm starting to wonder if this was such a good idea," said Zaph. Edited by Kiorein, Sep 27 2008, 02:57 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Sep 27 2008, 02:58 PM Post #10 |
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Stairmaster then typed in "DIE DIE DIE" onto the device. AND OUT CAME STAFF SEARGENT JOE FIGHTMASTER. JOE FIGHTMASTER: The man with the most manliness name in existence. HE THEN ASPHYIXATED BECAUSE OF THE PLANETS STRANGE ATMOSPHERE AS THIS IS CLEARLY NOT EARTH. |
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| Kiorein | Sep 27 2008, 03:07 PM Post #11 |
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As stair went to type in DIE DIE DIE, Zaph ran over and punched him in the face. "No! Bad stair!" You already made your character." Suddenly, Zaph's TV cut on and it showed Klepto and Painting on TV. Episode 3: Some Klepto Trouble The camera followed the duo as they ran around town, plundering and stealing. It soon cut to an interview with the POLICE, who were lounging around and eating donuts. "So, why haven't you taken action against these menace thieves?" asked the interviewer. "Busy. Eating." "Will you take any action on them in the future?" "Eeeeh..." replied the POLICE. "Hey look! Some small children are being murdered!" said the interviewer, then pointed. The POLICE didn't even glance. Zaph stared in horror at the screen, "We've got to stop them! Round up anyone you can, we've got to save the town!" |
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| Stairmaster | Sep 27 2008, 03:08 PM Post #12 |
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"Hmm, we need a detective to find him!" Stated stairmaster as the pair ran past several obvious landmarks on the television.
Edited by Stairmaster, Sep 27 2008, 03:15 PM.
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| Kiorein | Sep 27 2008, 03:20 PM Post #13 |
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"I know just the detective!" said Instant. He walked over to a phone and picked it up, dialing in a number. Everyone waited anxiously for the doorbell to ring. When they went to open it, it was a Pizza Hut guy with a P'zone. Instant got the P'zone and ate it. "Where's the detective?" asked Zaph. "I'm eating, leave me alone." replied Instant. "We're getting nowhere fast." said Zaph. |
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| Stairmaster | Sep 27 2008, 03:37 PM Post #14 |
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"Wait I know just the guy who can help us hunt down painting!" Stair shouted. He then looked at his watch. "He should of been here by now though," MEANWHILE ON KIOREINS ROOF. Spoiler: click to toggle MEANWHILE BACK IN WHEREVER. "What was that noise?" Stairmaster asked. Edited by Kiorein, Sep 27 2008, 05:53 PM.
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| Kiorein | Sep 27 2008, 03:47 PM Post #15 |
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"I dunno. Surely it was something unimportant to the plot." said Zaph. "Wait, I've got it! Let's just MAKE a detective!" he walked over to the machine and typed something in. "Oh, wait, the machine reached its daily limit. Back to square one, I suppose." Edited by Kiorein, Sep 28 2008, 06:32 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Sep 27 2008, 04:00 PM Post #16 |
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Suddenly Stairmaster appeared from the future with schnisplys bloody time watch machine thing. "Guys lets kill schnisply and use his time machine to make a detective in the future!" Future stairmaster shouted as he shot schnisply. "Hmm I better tell the past us our plan!" Said present stairmaster as he grabbed present schnisplys time watch and traveled back in time. |
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| Kiorein | Sep 27 2008, 05:42 PM Post #17 |
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"Or how about we screw the entire detective thing? They're raiding the Pizza Hut on the corner of Mad and Dement!" said Zaph. Some nearby civilians were too outraged to see such a thing, but were quickly stolen by Klepto and confined to his infinite sack of stealing. "To the Zaph Mobile!" "You mean your used sub compact?" said stairmaster. "Yes." replied Zaph. Zaph hopped into his car, waiting for the others to join him. Edited by Kiorein, Sep 27 2008, 05:43 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Sep 27 2008, 05:44 PM Post #18 |
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"Hell no," Stair shouted as he flipped a switch out of the silo came an abrams tank. "woah, I didn't know that switch did that!" Stair exclaimed in shock.
Edited by Stairmaster, Sep 27 2008, 05:52 PM.
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| Khrene | Sep 27 2008, 06:13 PM Post #19 |
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Khrene crawled from behind the tank. He looked weak and pale and starved to half-death. "Food..." He noticed Zaph "Dammit Zaph! How many times do I have to tell you!?! Make sure that everyone is OUT of the tank before you seal it in the Jofir-Proof silo!!!" The silo is made out of 10ft of carbon fiber going down the inside and outside of the 20ft MEGA-STEELTM walls.
Edited by Khrene, Sep 27 2008, 06:13 PM.
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| Kiorein | Sep 27 2008, 06:16 PM Post #20 |
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Kiorein walked back with a stack of P'zone boxes. "Hey, where are Painting and Schippshly? This means I have 2 extra boxes." Khrene smiled with delight, he'd finally have some food. Kiorein chucked the extra P'zones into the incinerator and handed out the boxes to everyone else. |
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