| The Escapades of Kiorein and Pals!; It's Escapadetastic ™ ! | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 26 2008, 09:57 PM (4,119 Views) | |
| Kiorein | Nov 23 2008, 10:54 PM Post #181 |
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"I don't get it, Mr.Koopa. Why are that time traveling German guy and his army of clones helping you?” Mofir asked. “They wanted an alliance with me after they saw my mighty empire, of course. Who was I to deny the aid of a couple of lackeys? When it comes down to it, I’m still in complete control. If their plan fails, I still have my ingenious one to put into action! Of course, with my great touch, any plan will be excellent. Watch as they fall right into the traps that I designed!” Meanwhile, at Magikoopa Palace. Cooker, Stairmaster and Jofir wondered through the hallways of the palace. “Hey guys!” said Enolc as he ran up to them. “Oh, hey, Enolc. Help us bust that Magikoopa creep!” said Cooker. “Yeah, sure… help. Yeah.” he replied. “Hey, would you look at that!” he suddenly shouted, pointing at a large mechanical pod with the label “Free P’zones Inside” attached to it. Cooker blinked, looking at it. “That is clearly some sort of machine to turn us into robots.” “Oh yeah, Mr.Smartguy, why don’t you go in there and prove it?” he retorted. Cooker groaned. “Let’s not waste our time. We’ve got to find that guy.” They headed deeper into the palace. |
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Nov 24 2008, 11:13 PM Post #182 |
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Suddenly, a tall knight dressed head to toe in a suit of armor appeared and said, "HALT, WHO GOES THERE!" "This seems awfully familiar," said Stairmaster. Then he shot the knight to death. "Yes, I've definitely shot someone before." They advanced deeper into the murky depths of the deathtrap dungeon, which was a totally crappy game I played years ago, probably against my wishes if I remember correctly. "Dangit, Enolc!" said the magikoopa into Enolc's extremely loud radio. "You're supposed to lure them into the robot making machine!" "Okay boss, but couldn't I just kill them right now? That would solve all our problems. I have a loaded gun." "That would be too simple and sensible," said the magikoopa. "YOU'RE SO LOUD AND STUPID WITH YOUR CONSTANT TALKING, ENOLC!" shouted Stairmaster. Then he shot Enolc. Then Enolc shot Stairmaster. ":O" said Stairmaster (wait, what?). He looked down at his gunshot wound. Blood fell forth, and his stair-shaped body burned intenseley in pain. He clutched the wound and fell to his knees, still shocked and amazed. Cooker and Jofir stared in horror at the act. Stairmaster fell over and gasped his last breath as he died. "Enolc, how could you!" screamed Cooker. "Haha, just playin'!" said Enolc. Stairmaster stood up and wiped the somehow blood-like ketchup from himself. "We got you guys good!" "Phew!" said Jofir in relief. "For a second there I thought you killed Stairmaster!" Everyone had a good laugh. Then Stairmaster's face turned deadly serious. "Too bad," he said, and shot Enolc to death for reals. "Holy crap!" screamed Cooker. "Why in the hell did you do that!?" "He smells bad!" complained Stairmaster. "Now he's only going to smell worse because he's dead," said Jofir. Then Enolc walked in. "True that!" |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 25 2008, 03:57 PM Post #183 |
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"Wait, staircases have no noses," Stair realized. He then shot Enolc for the hell of it. Then, he got an idea and grabbed the six chao emotion balls and smashed them together. He screamed as the power overcame him and then... he became emotionally unstable and switched from anger to sadness at the flip of a hat and fell on the floor sobbing just like a woman. "How did you get those?" asked Cooker. "I STOLE THEM FROM PAINTING!" he screamed. "You mean you stole them from a master thief?" "Yes... I'm sorry for yelling at you Cooker," sobbed stair. "That's OK." "GO TO HELL YOU JERK!" Edited by Stairmaster, Nov 25 2008, 04:20 PM.
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Nov 25 2008, 07:11 PM Post #184 |
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Then the magikoopa walked in holding a luger. "I decided that instead of hiding in my room, totally stopping the plot from making any advancement whatsoever, I would just come out here and kill you guys and take the chao balls and get my wish. I can't even remember what the up-side of the deal was for you guys when you gave me the chao balls but now it's a SWIFT DEATH!" |
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| Instant | Nov 25 2008, 07:24 PM Post #185 |
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Just then Instant ran into the room and dove in front of Stairmaster as he yelled "NOOOOO" in slow motion. fortunately, the magikoopa had fired no bullets from his gun and Instant landed onto a pile of pillows right next to a pit of spikes. "Phew, that was close" Instant said, eliminating his chances for a surprise rescue. |
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| Kiorein | Nov 25 2008, 07:26 PM Post #186 |
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Then Stair opened fire on him. "GT! NOOOO!" shouted Enolc. "How did you know his name and why are you upset?" asked stair. "Uh. He owes me money." "Oh OK. That cheap bastard." Then GT exploded. "Oh, looks like that was just a robot built to look like the Magikoopa. And come on, a Magikoopa using a German firearm? Fantasy. A Nazi obviously built that." "Well, let's keep going so we can go to the Twizzler Factory," announced Jofir. "WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE TWIZZLER FACTORY!" screamed stair, losing his patience. As they walked, they came across a large circle of green leaves in the ground. "Well, this is clearly some sort of pitfall." proclaimed Cooker. "We should walk on top of it!" yelled Jofir. "Yes, why not leap on top of it?" suggested stair, wishing Jofir were dead. "No! Pitfall means trap. I'm jumping over it!" Cooker made a running jump and jumped over the leaves. As he landed, a trap door opened! Cooker, using his chef military training, quickly pulled two forks out of his pockets and scaled up the side of the hole. "Aha! Ingenious! Putting a fake pitfall to trick us into falling into this trap door. What a clever strategy, and to think, this wasn't a pitfall at all!" he stepped onto the leaves confidently. But it was a pitfall and he fell in, using his forks to save himself yet again. "OK we should get going." he said before they headed off. |
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| Stairmaster | Nov 26 2008, 04:28 AM Post #187 |
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"Wait, Shouldn't we send an expert at combating turtles to fight this magikoopa?" Stairmaster speculated as he snifled from slight depression. (OOC: Wait cooker was in the military?) |
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| Kiorein | Nov 27 2008, 09:54 PM Post #188 |
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"Well, I learned how to hunt turtles to make turtle soup at chef school. Of course all we did was shoot the turtle," said Cooker. "Good enough for me!" said Instant. "Hey, where are the others?" asked Enolc. "Oh, they were slowed down from bullets from my gun," said Instant. "You shot at them???" asked Cooker. "Wait, that's not surprising." They then looked at Jofir, who was locked in place, staring upwards. "Yo, what's up with this guy?" questioned Cooker. "This... this isn't just a Magikoopa Palace..." he said, slowly. "Then what is it!?" "It's a... CONEY ISLAND DISCO PALACE!!!" he yelled. The disco ball on the ceiling turned on and disco music started playing as all the torches keeping the dungeon alight turned off. "Hey cool, I love this song!" said Instant, dancing. "This is no time to dance!" snapped Cooker. "Cooker is right, we should get going." said stairmaster. "To the Twizzler Factory, am I right?" questioned Jofir. "Say that one more time and I will kill you." said stair. "With paper clips." Jofir gulped and silently swore to never speak of the factory ever again. "We should go this way!" said Enolc. Little did they know, the sign above the doorway that he was pointing to was labeled "Pathway of Certain Death." Of course, it was too dark to see at a glance! Cooker peeled his eyes at it. "That is the Pathway of Certain Death. Enolc, you're stupid. Let's go down the Pathway to GT's Room." "I don't think that's such a good idea!" Instant shot Enolc. Kiorein soon showed up. "Guys why did you go and throw a disco party without me?" "This isn't a disco party! We're in some sort of vague danger," said Cooker. Painting also showed up, lugging a big sack over his shoulder. "Guys, there's so much cool stealable stuff in here!" He jumped up and stole the disco ball, and the music stopped and the torches turned back on. They headed down the Pathway to GT's Room! Edited by Kiorein, Dec 2 2008, 08:03 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Nov 28 2008, 09:48 AM Post #189 |
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Unfortunately stair snapped the moment painting stole the discoball and reminded him of discos tragic death. He proceeded to murder painting with his paper clips. "Crap I used them all up," |
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| Kiorein | Dec 2 2008, 07:33 PM Post #190 |
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"Oh god!" screamed Painting as those deadly paperclips cut him down! He fell to the ground and started to die as everyone watched in horror! "...stair you do realize that those paperclips are harmless, right?" said Painting, getting back up and brushing the paperclips off of him. "So, now that you have no paperclips to kill me with, let's all go to the Twizzler Factory!" yelled Jofir. Everyone ignored him. "To GT's room!" yelled Cooker, trying to bring everyone back on track. They reached the door to his room, and Kiorein knocked on it with his mighty hand. Everyone braced themselves in anticipation! Then nothing happened. "So, uh, maybe we're supposed to open the door," said Instant. "I guess that might be a good idea," replied Kio. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 3 2008, 06:12 PM Post #191 |
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Unfortunately, the door was locked. Stairmaster prepared a hangmans noose in despair. |
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| Kiorein | Dec 16 2008, 03:35 PM Post #192 |
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"Wait, stair, don't kill yourself just yet. Do it after we bust the koopa. We just need to find the key." said Kio. "They've got keys in the Twizzler Factory!" yelled Jofir, excitedly. He was ignored yet again. Then Enolc walked up. "Hey, there's a key in that hole!" he said as he pointed at a bottomless pit. "Everyone ignore Enolc, he's just being stupid." said Kiorein. "I am not being stupid! You should leave the magic chao balls right here and all jump in there at once." said Enolc. Then Instant pushed him in. "Pfft. Check this out, guys." Painting pulled out his lock-picking kit and started picking the lock. Everyone stared in anticipation. "Hold on, it takes a while..." Then everyone got kinda bored. |
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Dec 16 2008, 10:39 PM Post #193 |
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Enolc climbed out of the pit. "Hey I got the key." "NOBODY CARES" said Kiorein. "Painting almost has it open!" "No, I'll still be doing this for another ten minutes at least, assuming I ever get it since this keyhole is obviously too gigantic for my lock picks." "I don't care!" Kiorein grabbed the key and threw it back into the pit and kicked Enolc in after it. |
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| Stairmaster | Dec 17 2008, 04:32 AM Post #194 |
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"We could use this warp whistle," Suggested Stairmaster as he pulled out said whistle. He then blew on it and a tornado flew in. "HOLY CRAP A TORNADO!" Shouted Stairmaster as he dived out of the way and the tornado tore a hole right through the castle and flew off to world 255. |
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Jan 2 2009, 12:24 AM Post #195 |
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Meanwhile, in the year 2009, AKA the future... "Mister Magikoopa, the heroes have somehow found a way into the room!" shouted Enolc as all the heroes suddenly burst into the room. "THEN WHAT GOOD ARE YOU!?!?" shouted the magikoopa. Then Enolc got shot in the face. "NOBODY SHOOTS ENOLC IN THE FACE BUT ME AND EVERYBODY I KNOW!" shouted Stairmaster. "Also Kiorein is gay." Edited by Pregga Zexas, Jan 13 2009, 01:28 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Jan 12 2009, 06:21 PM Post #196 |
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In A.D. 2009 War was beginning. Kiorein: What happen ? Stairmaster: Somebody set up us the bomb. Instant: We get signal. Kiorein: What ! Instant: Main screen turn on. Kiorein: It's you !! GT: How are you gentlemen !! GT: All your Mofir are belong to us. GT: You are on the way to destruction. Kiorein: What you say !! GT: You have no chance to survive make your time. GT: Ha ha ha ha .... Instant: Captain !! * Kiorein: Take off every 'Jetrocket Helicopter'!! Kiorein: You know what you doing. Kiorein: Move 'Jetrocket Helicopter'. Kiorein: For great justice. "... What was that?" Stair asked, " '"What you say"'? Kio did you start speaking english as a second language?" "I have no idea what happened Stair, one moment we were busting down the door the next we were talking to gt through a computer screen," Kio answered. "Look! Up there!" Instant pointed to the roof which was pretty high up. Everyone proceeded to look at the clouds which opened up to reveal a cloud city. "No over there!" Instant added. Everyone shifted and saw GT floating in the sky on his magic lakitu cloud. "HE USED AN ILLUSION SPELL!" Shouted Exposition man. Edited by Stairmaster, Jan 12 2009, 06:23 PM.
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| Stairmaster | Aug 7 2010, 01:00 AM Post #197 |
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(We should finish this at some point) |
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| Kiorein | Jan 20 2011, 09:48 PM Post #198 |
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(Now is the time to be finishing this. WHO IS WITH ME?) |
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Jan 21 2011, 05:26 AM Post #199 |
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(How about instead you post in Adventure?) |
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http://www.youtube.com/user/YourVisualMotion Changing the world, one video at a time. | |
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| Kiorein | Jan 21 2011, 07:58 AM Post #200 |
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(SWANSON BACK OUT OF THIS, THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU) |
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