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| Topic Started: Dec 5 2008, 07:28 PM (706 Views) | |
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Feb 22 2009, 08:52 PM Post #21 |
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"I am not from Queerville!" snapped Time Man. "That's vher mein fadder isht from. I am from Germany. My name isht Time Man." "My great grand-daddy had to fight you krauts back in double-you double-you two!" said Texas Man, pushing up his cowboy hat. "What makes you think you can just walk around free in America?" "Well," began Time Man, "Albert Einstein is from Germany." "So?" "He made the atom bomb." "So?" "You Americans used it to genocide the Japanese!" "Oh yeah!" said Texas Man. "You Krauts are all right." |
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| Stairmaster | Feb 23 2009, 02:10 PM Post #22 |
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"Alright then, now that we have settled this dispute let us head to the ritual digging implement section," Commanded Air Freshener Man. |
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Feb 23 2009, 03:28 PM Post #23 |
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"Never," said Time Man. Then he used his time machine to teleport to the future, where he had already walked to the ritual digging implement section. |
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Feb 23 2009, 03:37 PM Post #24 |
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Grunge Dude saw the chaos around him and decided to write a song, while they walked to the ritual digging implement section, he called it "Moist & Hard." |
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http://www.youtube.com/user/YourVisualMotion Changing the world, one video at a time. | |
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| Stairmaster | Feb 23 2009, 04:11 PM Post #25 |
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"How is that even related to our current situation?" asked Airfreshener man. |
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Feb 25 2009, 02:55 PM Post #26 |
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"I don't care what you think!!!!" Grunge Dude replied turning away and wiping a tears from his eyes. Sudden;y, Grunge Dude was shot and killed from someone behind him. Action Man Has big muscles and alot of guns, random explosions also have a tendancy to happen around him. His shirt also rips off easier than most. "Why did you kill him!!!" Digman asked "He was a traitor, he worked for Exposition Man" Action Man spoke in his gruff voice. "Do you have any proof" Texas Man said Action Man flexed his muscles and his shirt ripped off revealing his well-oiled six pack "Good enough for me" Texas Man said and they countinued on there way. Edited by Swanson, Feb 25 2009, 03:06 PM.
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Feb 26 2009, 12:03 PM Post #27 |
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LMAO - IC - After a lot of needless posts where everyone either walked to the ritual implement digging section or just THOUGHT about walking to it, they finally arrived. And who could possibly be there, but... NAZIS!!! SHOPPING!!!!!! "Oh Mein Got!" exclaimed Time Man. "Nazis!" Then he gasped. "SHOPPING!!!" One Nazi in a black trench coat and black hat walked up and looked at Time Man. "Ger Man, you haff changed your meind? You vill join us to resurrect Der Furher vith zis ritualistic periphernalia?" Texas Man gasped. "GER MAN? Yer a German, boy?" "... Yeah I'm pretty sure we discussed zat already," said Time Man to Texas Man, rolling his eyes. Then he turned back to the Nazi. "Sorry, I just don't see what's so great about being a Nazi." "What's so great about being a Nazi?" mimicked the German. "WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT BEING A NAZI?" the other Nazis said afterwards. Then they all did a fabulous dance number about how great it is to be a Nazi but obviously you can't see it so I can only tell you how amazingly good the dance number was. It was awesome. They were all stuck in a dramatic pose as the song ended. Time Man nodded. "Indeed, that was a most wonderful dance number. But, still, I-" "God dammit you lady!" snapped the Nazi. "It took us veeks to rehearse that breathtaking sing-along song! AND YOU STILL DON'T VANT TO BE A NAZI?" "Fine, jeez," said Time Man. Edited by Pregga Zexas, Feb 26 2009, 12:04 PM.
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| Kiorein | Mar 1 2009, 06:46 PM Post #28 |
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"Well, now that that we're here, you can use the what'chamajigger to find Exposition Man," said Digman. "Whoa whoa whoa, Nazis started Double-U Double-U Two," said Texas Man. The Nazis all rolled their eyes. |
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Pregga Zexas
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Mar 3 2009, 12:11 PM Post #29 |
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Time Man screamed, "DAMMIT! USE THE WHAT'CHAMAJIGGER! USE IT NOW OR IN THE FUTURE WE WILL ALL BE DEAD!!!" |
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Mar 13 2009, 05:56 PM Post #30 |
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Digman was about to use said what'chamajigger but before he could he was interrupted by the evilest of evils, the dreaded Waloosguin Waloosguin A combination of a walrus, moose, and penguin. It might not sound like much, but it is quite frightining in a closed off area. The Waloosguin grirped (a combination of a growl and a chirp) and the smell of Nazi urine filled the air. |
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Pregga Zexas
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Mar 18 2009, 11:30 AM Post #31 |
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Interesting note, Nazi urine smells like a combination between dish soap and flowers. Yes, that's good Aryan urine for you. MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY... "GOD DAMMIT! DER HAUFNEN SCHNIFFTY WIFFTY PIFFTY! USE THE DAMN WHAT'CHAMAJIGGER! SCHNELL!" shouted Time Man as everyone stood around doing absolutely nothing for weeks on end. "Fine, jeez," said Digman. The what'chamajigger wirred and screeched and generally made loud noises and went insane. It chugged a bit, and finally stopped. A piece of paper then printed out. "Huh," huhed Digman. "According to this, Exposition Man is-" "RIGHT OVER HERE!" interrupted Exposition Man. "Yes, I was going to say that." Exposition Man stepped out from behind a shelf of random objects built for mysterious purposes. "I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME! WHAT A TWIST!" |
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| Kiorein | May 1 2009, 02:59 PM Post #32 |
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"Aha! I have you now, Exposition Man!" exclaimed Digman as he lunged at him with a shovel. Exposition Man kicked the shovel out of his hand. "I have been training in the shovel arts!" he shouted as he grabbed a shovel and began to fight Digman with it. Digman picked up a shovel and it was an epic shovel brawl!!! Dramatic lighting effects ensued, combined with epic music. Everyone stared in moderate interest. |
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May 11 2009, 10:46 PM Post #33 |
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Gestapo Greg (that's the name of the Nazi boss 'round these parts) rolled his eyes, pulled out his luger and shot at Exposition Man. Unfortunately, it hit Digman instead. "OW! DAMMIT!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" shouted Digman. Greg shrugged. "It actually doesn't matter to me who I hit." |
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